I worked at Cosmo for three years, where I wrote articles that got 1 billion global views, won over hostile Redditors in an AMA, reported on a swinger’s resort in Jamaica, and was once informed by the Millionaire Matchmaker that I’d be prettier if I straightened my hair.

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Recognition: Adweek, TIME Magazine, Politico, HuffPo