Hi, I’m Anna! I have been telling stories, for work and for fun, for 700 years.

If I’m not doing that, I’m probably…

  • dropping too much money on an Etsy cutting of a rare variegated houseplant

  • nerding out about vintage MTA branding at the Transit Museum

  • hunting down mint chocolate chip ice cream made from real mint (weirdly hard to find),

  • working on my one-second Britney Spears impression:


Experience

Freelance copywriter - 2025
Amlactin, Dove, Northwestern Mutual, Xfinity

Copywriter intern - Dentsu Creative - 2025
Lowe’s, Oreo

Femoid of letters - 2015 - 2025


Femoid of letters

Before advertising, I was a marketing writer for brands.
Before that,
I was a lifestyle reporter for magazines.
Before that, I helped develop my book for TV.
Before that, I was a contributing writer for GQ.
Before that, I published a novel with Penguin.
Before that, I wrote sex tips for Cosmo.
Before that, I
wrote a Shouts & Murmurs.
Before that, I was doing
whatever this is.

Runway walk lesson from Karlie Kloss

Education

Advertising class
Continuing Education, SVA

BFA, screenwriting
Tisch School of the Arts
New York University