Hi, my name is Anna and I am a femoid of letters.

I used to write for magazines and the Internet. I’ve gotten 40M impressions on social and once wrote an embarassing article in 20 minutes that got 1 billion global views. After that I wrote a novel for teens that did not get 1 billion global views. Then I got shortform-curious, and now I work in advertising.

Jobs I’ve had.
2025. Copywriter, dentsu
2025. Copywriting intern, dentsu Creative
2020-2024. Freelance, Hearst/Condé Nast
2016. Author, Penguin Random House
2015. Editor, Cosmopolitan

resumé

When I’m not telling stories for work or for fun, I’m usually reading, walking, obsessing over my houseplants, hunting down mint chocolate chip ice cream made from real mint (weirdly hard to find), or working on my Britney Spears impression.